"Waste not, want not."
"Don't you know there are children starving all over the world?"
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat??"
I don't know about you but I'm a card carrying member of The Clean Plate Club. This is why buffets are so dangerous for me. If I pay $8 for all I can eat, I'm going to eat all I can. But sadly it applies to every single thing I eat. Portion control? I don't need no stinkin portion control. I paid for it, I'm gonna eat it.
I've tried the tricks. Use a smaller plate. Take half the order home. But the hardest thing I ever did was learn to walk away without cleaning the plate. If I'm full, I need to stop eating. I can leave some on the plate to "save room for dessert". I never understood that term before - dessert was always the reward for a sparkly clean plate.
I remember my California days where we'd go to eat at the Sizzler known for their great salad bar. If only it were salad that were on it. They had pasta and fried chicken wings and my favorite, deep fried corn fritters. (Pardon me whilst I wipe the drool from my chin). And my kids made a complete value of the price of admission by eating their weight in soft serve ice cream. If I paid that $6.95, I was going to eat at least $15.50's worth.
And let's not even get me started on Vegas, the Buffet Capital of the World. Picture it: The Mirage, 2000. My kids brought plate after plate stuffed high with shrimp and crab legs... so did I! Where else can you eat all the seafood you want for about $15? I nearly had to be rolled out of the Fremont Hotel's Seafood Buffet. And one day I'll get into the Great Champagne Incident at the Sahara. Needless to say if you put a bargain loving Clean Plate card carrying gal in a city of excess, you're bound to have problems.
So to all the starving children in the world, and to my mother, I hereby apologize for ripping up my Clean Plate Club card. These extra pounds aren't alieviating world hunger, and I'd much rather see those numbers in the scale go down rather than find my reflection on the bottom of the plate.
Calories: 1911 / 29% fat
Sodium: 2537mg
Water: 72oz
Exercise: 1.5 mile walk, ab roller, Pilates